2. Start doing your homework. Start watching tons of television shows that portray Christians in the most negative light as possible. Shows such as “Black Jesus”, “Family Guy”, or “South Park” are excellent at giving you a satirical view on what Christians are actually like. To add extra ammo to your repertoire, watch the TV pastors whose only mission is to make themselves famous and line their pockets with extra cash. Every bit of false faith helps solidify your incorrect view on righteous Christians.
3. Scour every conservative republican extremist media outlet that you could possibly conjure up to prove to yourself that your theory that “Christians are all hateful, intolerant, bigots” is entirely true. The media is the perfect blend of politics and religion, well at least for you because there is way more politics rather than religion. Let the political side of things completely saturate your view of Christianity, like wet clothing that hinders you from moving quickly to find a different set of clothing.
4. Choose two specific topics to ALWAYS bring up in Christianity based conversations. The most classic topics are homosexuality and abortion. These two topics are a surefire way to make any Christian look as if they are full of unquenchable hate. For some odd reason, people are immediately inclined to throw abortion and sexuality in a Christian’s face as soon as they say that they are a Christian. They automatically assume it’s every Christians mission to prowl around, lurk in the most sin ridden areas, and find every gay person and pro-choicer and condemn them to Hell right where they stand. Having a fixed mindset is crucial in “destroying a Christian’s reputation”, but having a mind only fixed on the two topics mentioned, will allow you to be armed and ready for ANY debate with a Christian since that is ALL they ever think about.
5. Once you find your Christian test subject, ask him or her as many subjective questions that you can think of. With each question that you ask, it’s important to assume that you know every answer that they are going to give you. It’s also just as important that you have a very judgmental tone so your test subject knows that “you mean business”. Note that your main goal in every experiment is not to prove that God doesn’t exist, but to make sure that your subject looks as irrational as possible. As a matter of fact, never attempt to disprove God, just try to make every Christian look like an awful person.
6. Have this as your go to line: “well, religion has started so many wars”. Never mention any other war that has been started simply because of slavery, poor diplomacy, the need for land, greed, selfishness, or for revolutionary causes. Continue this argument that religion has only ever been used as a way to justify war and treat people awfully all throughout history. There’s no way that the person receiving this argument from you will have a solid rebuttal against things that happened hundreds of thousands of years ago. It’s a foolproof approach.
7. When you see a Christian make a mistake or commit an act that you perceive as a “sin”, make sure to call them out on it as quickly as possible. Say things like: “wow I thought you were a Christian” or “wow that wasn’t very Christian like” or even “wow you’re such a hypocrite”. Condemnation is an excellent tool to make a Christian feel as if they aren’t as good as a Christian as they thought, because your judgment “really matters”.
8. Mock their beliefs. Make up degrading names for God such as “magical sky ferry”. The more ridiculous you make a Christians beliefs sound, the more ridiculous they look. This allows you to stretch your mind in new ways because you get to use your large imagination and immense creativity to come up with fun humiliating ways to insult God and belittle any Christian. If you feel that you are more advanced and ready for a challenge, compare God to the made up “flying spaghetti monster” to assert your dominance in the world of insulting Christians.
9. Become the fiercest internet debater that any Christian has ever seen! The keyboard is your weapon of mass debatercide. Sitting in front of computer screens bashing Christians on the internet is one of the most revered strategies among unbelievers. The internet gives you the perfect amount of safety so you can really think about what you ae going to say. You are able to gather your thoughts and articulate the most perfect response to shut any Christian out. I highly suggest this strategy so you can successfully “destroy a Christian’s reputation”.
10. Look in the mirror. Whose reputation is really being destroyed? All this time that are spending making Christian’s look bad, is ironically making YOU look bad. You are completely dismissing the fact that most Christians actually love people and refrain from judgment. When your goal is to prove that all Christians are hateful, judgmental, and bigoted, your reputation is dying. Christians will never want to have a conversation with you because, in the end, they will believe that YOU are the one who is hateful, judgmental, and bigoted. You will become the very thing that you dislike about Christians. Practice healthy conversations with people of a different faith, they can be very enlightening.
